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In the world of the strange and sublime there are more to heaven and earth than in your philosophy and one dark, and laugh filled night, we, the cast of Rocky Horror - Prospect Theater, Mt Prospect - , penned an alternate cast for Rocky. Mainly that of the Muppets!Take me to muppetHELL
This is my beautiful and most illustrious Jacket, Yours for just one low payment of your immortal soul
Really F'ing Big, so slot some time first, then Jump
Welcome to HELL
Here witness the sleep deprived scrawlings of a truly bored and witty bunch of degenerates. We had once again beheld and experienced the true expression of Rocky: to be a part of the floor show, and were at our customary after place, enjoying company and tales. We began to form the twisted cast I will soon relate to you and then, send a signed, certified copy to Henson himself. This never came to be. We lost the original document to the ages, (mostly to my moving). I recently found it again and present it for your perusal and merriment.
In the main and most perverse role: Fank N. Furter we cast not Gonzo but one used to the role of leader, a strong and androgenous soul. That of Kermit!
For Rocky we cast long and HARD! We didn't all agree for many hours until the last moment when we all decided on the most pliable and easily twisted of players. Grover!
For Brad we wanted a wimpy/manly type. Someone still needing to be enlightened to the ways of the world and love. The Theater manager's nephew, Scooter!
We had no trouble finding Janet. Demure lady and privately sexual animal, Miz Piggy
Riff, the twisted servant looking to take over the whole shebang. Yearning for the recognition he so richly deserves, and still maintaning the front of the patsy: The Great GONZO!
For magenta, well who else but one of Gonzo's chickens.
Columbia, the secret exibitionist and initial love of Frank. We needed another sexual creature. A showy yet naieve girl, willing to put up with most anything. We found Janice, of The Mr Teeth Band.
Charles the narrator, affectionately known as "Chuck". We had a hard time with him, the newscaster of the muppet news flash? No, not enigmatic enough. The Proud yet rediculous American Eagle? No, he would never do. We found our man, a strong, powerful man with a grasp of the english language that can only be called tenuous - The Swedish Chef!
Dr Everett Scott, now here was man to be ignored, to be laughed at openly, to be made the butt of joke obvious and sublime. We could find no other than the indestructable Beaker!
Eddie, the strong and stupid second love of Frank. An uncontrollable beast that couldn't even be stopped by freezing. We could think of no other beast that suited our need except ANIMAL!
Thus ends my sad and witty tale. We can only wonder what may have become of out illustrious cast, and the scenes they would be forced to endure. But for one scene done early in the '90's, on Sesame Street do we see the vien in which Hensen himself would have gone. That priceless scene in which Susan Surandon and THE COUNT are knocking at the door of a castle looking for a phone, in the middle of the night, in the middle of nowhere, in the rain. Surely a slice of history and a view of the inner workings of the Great One, Henson, himself a twisted and funny man. We will always wonder if he somehow was connected to us that night late in the '80's before the Prospect theater was torn down, and secretly wished for the same exibition of perversity that we did.