Behold the Beauty of the ChromePilot!

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Your most indulgent way of expressing your individuality! This can be yours for only $100! We first take your PalmPilot organizer, and then Void Your Warranty, by opening it, then we take the front of the case off and polish it to a wonderful sheen. Then we apply magical powders, bribe to proper functionary demigods to induce the gods to pay attention, we then perform the ritual of the Chromeing! With our super secret procedures we make the front body case of your Palm Chrome, for at least several microns thick, we then further Void Your Warranty, and put it all back together.

This procedure takes a minimum of two weeks, sometimes more. We have to make sure the proper planets are aligned and that the pizza place still delivers that day.

So you must send us a postage paid, self addressed box, to return it to you. You can just put the postage label that the post office uses in the box, insurance isn't a bad idea either. HEY, if they lose it, make a profit, insure it for a grand!

We recommend a videotape box from the post office, with either the entire PalmPilot or if you are feeling frisky you can Void Your Warranty yourself, by removing the front case and just send us that. We will then inscribe your name into the interior and perform the arcane sacrifices and annoint the oils and VOILA! Your PalmPilot is now Chrome!
So if all this seems like an incredibly ~~bad~~ or umn GOOD, yeah that's it, good idea then send us email and we will make the boiling cauldrons erupt with belching flame and tell you what to do!

Only $100!

Send us a missive and make plain why your plam needs to be chromed!

make it good, or the benovolent watchers of the shine will not be pleased!

or just call us
(708) 366-1995
SwordMoon Productions
815 Lathrop Ave
Forest Park, IL 60130

This WILL void your warranty, no kidding, it will. Do this and you are done with 3com. This will VOID your warranty. We make no claims to be able to fix or repair your device. we only offer to chrome it. any damages incurred from using the chrome pilot are your fault, and you are to blame! Nyah, Nyah!
No, really, we aren't kidding this will make your warranty INVALID and if it ever gets damaged, they won't fix it. Even if they say they will! Well maybe they will, but this is a disclaimer and we gotta say all this. But hey, I did mine. I think it's cool!

Well, what you gotta do is tell them your palm is broken or what ever, get them to send you a replacement one to you, then take the old one, and the new one, apart, take the chrome front and replace it with the front of the new one, then send it back. That way they don't ever see the chrome cover! IF you can't figure this out, well give up, you are stupid and deserve a fucked up palm! No, not really, call us and we will make no offer to help at all. HA! JUST FIGURE IT OUT , OKAY?

SwordMoon Productions